Shouts into Nothingness

I mostly click on my blogs "comments" link cuz im curious if kina or bob said sumthing..  and even moreso if someone new said something..  how exciting would that be?  Akanksha and Monica. tysvm.

Its exciting but pointless.. who the fuck new would bother with my blog?  It's just for my friends, really.  My head should be swollen beyond belief to even consider anyone clicking on a blog-link that spews my nonsense.

Nonetheless, i check it REPEATEDLY everday.

And yet i feel shouldnt be diswayed, i've gotten the most AWESOME compliments on it, ever..

Kina said I am "pretty fucking funny" ..  (best compliment ever, btw)

Bob said I'm profound..  ..  .... and then proved it.  She doesn't know but that was honestly one of the greatest moments of my existence.

Grimtastic said i'm intimate and soulful

Fatima said she wished she could write like me...

A girl i had the hugest fucking crush on for a minute.. read it and said she wondered why i was single.. cuz i was one in a million.. ugh.. fuck you Mandy.. if we ever hook up.. im going to avoid any safe word we setup at least once..

I take that back, two times.. twice. And dont you fucking complain!

It's so funny to me that "Shouts into Nothingness" fucking fits this the name of this blog.


Can you hear me?

The 2nd Chapter

I recently tried to talk to my ex.  She was opposed to any dialogue.

Some people say taking a life is immoral and will never partake in the act of it.  Those people employ others to do so for them.

I love pineapple juice.

Pester, Pester.

I like to dip my penis in milk.. mosty cuz of the thought of a "milk bath",  but secretely cuz i think it reloads my balls.

That SNL bitch.. i never liked her.. until i saw the movie Bridesmaid..  now i love her.

Recent events have me thinking i should be able to pee on a movie usher..  just once.

Kina agrees.

Well i guess it would be nice.. if I could touch yo body... -channels G. Michael-

Google "Vanessa Lake" under the images section. Yeah, you're welcome.  and thank you Bob.

racism stopped bothering me and began making me laugh a long time ago

I hate that I have nothing profound to say.. I mean, I really want to make my mark.. put something down that a person reading it will pause and think about whats said.. but I'm just not that wise, talented, or memorable.  So this is what you get.

I told this ^ to Bob and she said that sometimes I do say profound stuff...  and then she proved it.

I watch a lot of television shows.

Im pretty sure ive mentioned this already,  but I swear the fuck a lot.

Other than orgasms, laughter is my most favorite thing.

Minus the drinking, womanizing, flirting, and emoness (at times),  i think everyone should be like me.

why did MIA give me the middle finger at the superbowl halftime show?  It cant be cuz im a capitalistic American.. she's a rockstar that uses a fucking a cash register sound byte thingie in one of her songs..

My bestfriend has a blog titled, "Asleep at the Wheel".  She doesn't even have a fucking drivers license. True story.

The 10th dentist caved and now all recommend Colgate.

I have an answer for everything.

This is the greatest live male RnB performance, ever.  I dare you to even attempt to prove me otherwise.

Haiku for Todd

I miss my brother

but placing loss in poem

it seems trivial


I do really miss him.. moreso for the monster and my sister than for myself.. but i mean, fuuuuuuck.. having someone yanked from you like that.. I don't wish that on anyone.

Therapy has been helping but...

I really miss my brother.

I thank God for my friends.  I'd be crushed without them.

People are $&%#!'s

I didn't have the greatest Dad.  He was hard and mean and I was probably the only 3rd grader who had to run a mile before school.

I also might have been the only teenager whose dad would, instead of a beating, make me put on gloves and box him in the garage. The session always ended with me on my ass.

HA! I just laughed at my typing, "instead of a beating" like that shits normal.

Thank you, US Army.

Anyways, I will take nothing from him in regards to my dealing with my niece or if Bob finally gives in and lets me impregnate her... I wont be aaaaaanything like him.. cuz ya'see.. my dad, well, he fucking sucked at dealing with kids... Except for just one thing... (that's relevant atm)

He accepted me for who I am.. he didnt care..  just as long as I was awesome at it..  he once told me, "I dont care if you're a bum.. you'll be the best fucking bum there is" and more to the point he said,  "I don't care if you're gay.. you'll be the best homosexual ever and I'll be proud to call you Andrea."

(btw i'm not gay, i crush mad vagina)

So getting to the point..

Fuck you Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, and MillionMoms.. you are horrible people!

Let people love who they want to love. You lot are disgusting, despicable, immoral human beings and you should be spat upon by everyone whenever you are in public.  You claim, "positive lifestyle for our children"  what is positive about hate?, you fucking gutless wretches! I feel sorry for the life you lead.. I really do.

Once upon a time I heard my dad talk about how he killed lots of people in the war in vietnam, (dont even get me started on that),  yet he never EVER stooped to your level.  You fucks.

In closing, let people just love each other.

Love > Hate

My Penis

I think too much.  

For instance..  

Females who gripe about boys who are icky and never wash their hands after peeing...  does that allow me the opportunity to laugh at them and then say, "Shh.. Don't trip! I keep a very clean penis, allow me to finger you."

Homosexuals with their penises scare me only because I think some guy might trick me into it one night and I like it waaaay too much.

I read 1 chapter of 1 book and am almost convinced the moon landing never happened.  Not sure what that has to do with my penis but rockets are very phallic so I decided to throw this bit in.

I saw a video of my bestfriends' yard and house.. and I shit you not.. scared the ever loving shit out of me.  I've been shot at, raced motorcycles, dated crazy white woman.. but the Australian "bush".  Fuck that, way to scary.  I've had weird dreams since.  No joke.  I keep thinking that something is going to slink out from that shrubbery unbeknownst to me,  crawl up my pant leg and attach itself to, or heaven forbid crawl into.. that's right, you guessed it, 

My Penis.

Q&A Postscript

Q: Does a leech on your cock count as being sucked off?

A: ?

I hide.

A friend of mine said the most complimentary things about me today i've ever heard of.

I pretended I didn't see it because I didn't know how to respond.

My friends don't all get along with each other but they are all fucking win.

I love them all individually.. and i'm thinking they should all force love each other for my sake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They would try and then fail miserably.

Would be hilarious to watch.. but then the headache would assume... so never the fuck mind.

Bitches.

Fuck em.

 

Narcissism

Every now and then I write shit down..   here's a collection.. the title says it all..  (me, me, me!)


Take longer to exhale...

Orgasms are healthy...

guys think about sex a lot.. but i talk about it more than most

i thought about it and came to the very real realization that i'd take a bullet for more than a few people

sometimes i think my obsession with Superman is unhealthy..  then i remember my dad yelling, "HEY SUPERMAN" to get my attention when i was a boy and take that thought right back..

I am horrible at relationships that involve physical intimacy

im fucking funny

I wish it was ok for Americans to say "full stop"

these thoughts im jotting down are very self-centric

who says, "jotting" ?!?!?!

I have 3 awesome friends. all female.. only one of them id have sex with tho.. ok, two.. but she'd never let me

I ignore people when they piss me off

no one knows what they are made of until they are put in a position to find out themselves

why do i like someone who lied to me?

i miss my brother, i miss my dog

Just had sex. Felt great.

Music is still better.

Going dark.

I am not honest with my feelings about certain shit.

I miss my dog.

My PunCTUAtion On SoME of ThEse thOUGHTS are wAY Off.

Once upon a time there was a girl arguing with her sister on the phone while at a gas station.. apparently her sister took money from her purse...  so she was out of gas and stranded.. i overheard her conversation.. hard not to in a small gas station.. soooo i gave her $10 to get home without saying anything to her.. just handed her the money and smiled.. she smiled back at me and gave me thanks.. i walked away.. pretty sure thats the nicest thing ive ever done for a stranger...

^ I totally could have hit that

I turned down a higher paying job cuz ive met the most important people in my life at my current job.. not walking away from that

Blood blood blood...blood is rushing

I love my niece.

I miss my dog.

My oma was an older sister.. my mom is an older sister.. my dad has an older sister..  I have an older sister.. my niece will be an older sister... my sperm is very female orientated.. Bob, here I come.

Im sentimental so I walk in the rain.

One time i peed in a snapple bottle. I honestly hope Kim doesnt mind.

Supermman > Batman

I think I over-important sex.

I can bake like fucking woah.

I use lots of curse words.

I miss my dog.

I miss my brother.

I got so drunk last night i woke up with one sock on.  Not my best drunk moment but better than pissing on a sliding glass door.  Yeah, that happened.

I really miss my brother.

Superman is still better.

I'm weird like that..

A few things about me.. 

I'm half black, half german...  Hitler would be pissed.

I prefer latin bitches

My favorite song at the moment is in French

I'd rather eat Chinese Walnut Shrimp than fuck.

My bestfriends are Australian and Welsh

I'm sure i could add on to the insanity for ages..  but aren't we all weird.. in our own right?

Take a second and think about it..  

I dare you to say otherwise.