My friend

My friend adores me.


She wont admit it to my mouth but she does.


Here is the proof.

I dont tear up... i really do not....  yet there were times i did.


this is one of them,....

Hello

I sit heer on my couch waiting for my comcast guy to show up, our cable is fucked.  So
I sit here lamenting and keep thinking of things. First and foremost is that my best friends are
not talking to me.  I get why Kina is upset with me.  She told me she hated her birthday and being 30 years old so i didn't pester her when it came..  imma dick, i get that now.  I did say "oi" as a kinda toe in the water.  Yet I didnt receive a response.  2nd is i was shot down by a girl... thats new to me.  I dont understand why...  im kind of a catch...  im moderately handsome... i have all my teeth and im funny.

Eat a dick if you think otherwise.

Why am i still single?

Is it my new sleeve? Is it because imma big black guy? Is it that i dote on my mommy? Is it that i call my mommy, "mommy"?

Is it because i want children and refuse to pull out?

Who knows? Clearly I dont.

SO here i sit in contemplation apologizing for the "heer" earlier in this post..  i was channeling my inner Nelly.

I want my bestie back.  I hope she reads this and sends me a message soon.

I didn't forget her birthday and cant wait for her to see my sleeve.

What do i need to do?

Poop

I love poopin....  so for any of those in need.... here is a recipe that wont fail;


kale smoothie /w yogurt for breakfast

kale, cucumber,  souless root, pear, apple, strawberry. apple juice, etc etc (make your own on this)

That will clear you out, trust me.
If not seek medical attn.