Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Birthday Monster





My niece is turning 7 in a week. I should be happy, right?

FUCK THAT. I'm anxious as all get out.

In my eyes she is the most beautiful creature to walk the earth. So I'm more than freaking out.



Elvis dated a minor... whatshername... Priscilla?  She was 13 or so when he moved her in...  Jerry Lee Lewis, Charlie Chaplin, the list goes on.

Imagine how freaked out am I right now that she is becoming an age where predators like the aforementioned can target her.

I am not ready to go to jail. But on my life, if something happens, I will.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

A response to a question...

I am evangelical.

For you uneducated heathens that means I believe in Jesus as my savior.  I mean, history has proved as much.

That does not mean I deny philosophy and what I think is the accurate way to live life.

Case in point the name of my fucking blog.  ShoutsNothing.

I stole it from a book, a cartoon one at that.  It changed my life.






My dad introduced me to Buddhism.  He was a Green Beret and a war hero.  He tried to embrace Buddhism yet due to his own personal demons he also beat the shit out of me during most of my formative years.
War is hell.

Yet he strengthened my chin by personally teaching me to box and gave me the greatest lesson in life.

How never to treat children.

Please believe, I do NOT have a glass jaw. Many a left and right hook solidified that..

So on that note I say to you thus.

Jesus is our savior and the son of God.  Buddha and Buddhism has a heavy hand in how I believe we should live our lives.

Am I confused, backwards, wrong?

Maybe.. but this is what I believe and I'm sticking to it.

This lion is currently roaring.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Reflection

I just went through my blog after my most recent post and saw countless grammatical errors and whut not.


I don't edit these ramblings.. I write and post, zero reflection.  I know the 3 people who actually read this know as much.  So if you care about grammar, spelling, or content.

Go eat a dick.


Terrorist or Poet?

Ever since my vacation I have not bothered to shave.

I look like a young Oscar Brown Jr.  One of my favorite poets.



I am not ashamed.. secretly I think I like the fact I kinda sorta look like him.

My only lament is that I somewhat resemble, with this beard, a terrorist of sorts.  Unabomber, Osama?!

Does your facial hair and general attitude.. one of a recluse define your personality?   Does it make you either unlovable or adored by infidels?

Meh, I am going to shave tomorrow morning no matter what.  If you care to ask why I'll explain.

I visited my friend earlier today.  She did not kiss me on the cheek or lips as she normally does.

 The forest that has become my face shoo'd her away.

Oscar Brown Jr.,  you have been replaced by the affection I receive  from my friend.



Sunday, August 18, 2013

Living forever

I want to make something that makes me immortal.  I write jokes, i blog, i twitter..  yet I want something in my life that i can press to text or sound out and record that makes me remembered, forever.

I know that is a selfish notion yet I have it nonetheless.


I have decided to write a screenplay.  A movie that will never be filmed, I get that.  I just hope to God that something of myself will imprint on the general public in order to make me remembered.


I figured this stupid notion of writing a movie is the first step

I'm a selfish fuck who wants to be remembered.. lalalalala...  yeah, i get that.

The movie i'm writing is self absorbed, selfish, and almost trivial.  I get that.

It's super fun tho!

Action drama, you are about to meet your highly under qualified match!






Ridicule is the worst that can happen.  Who knows? It might actually be good.



Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy 4th of July

So this blog is about fuckholes, civil rights, courage, mental illness, and loss.

I made my bitch mad the other day.  She didn't express it because she is ridiculously well behaved,  but I know my bitch and she was annoyed.

How?  Excessive use of the word Nigger/Nigga.

It's a word I grew up using.  It's in my lexicon. I use it almost daily.  I'm a black male.  The word tends to pop up.

Can't be halped.

I know its hypocritical of me to use it seeing as just a few weeks ago I was almost put into prison due to some psycho who kept calling me a Nigger in public.  I got fed up becuase he repeated it to me and I tuned him up pretty good.  There was a hospital visit involved.

His face and my knuckles both needed patching up.

I also think its funny that she loves it when I call her my personal filthy fuckhole during sexytime.
Yet hearing Nigga somehow crosses the line.  It's ok.  Everyone has their limit as to what they can deal with. 

Her sucking my cock in full view of my friends?  Not a big deal.

Her hearing me say "What's up my nigga?!"  Houston we have a problem.

So in honor of her squeamishness at the word I am going to refrain as much as humanly possible from saying Nigger/Nigga.  I'm sure it wont be hard.

I'm no Paula Deen.

I am also going to speak on whom I think is one the greatest civil rights fighters you have probably never heard about.

Enter William Lewis Moore.

He is white.  Not that it matters but I mentioned courage earlier and the fact he is white and did what he did screams courage.


He was a hero to the civil rights movement but in a tragic sense.  Along with Emmit Till, Medger Evars. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and ultimately President Kennedy. Moore's efforts are only recognized posthumously.

Mr. Moore was a mail man and his job was delivering letters.

There was one letter he wanted to deliver.  One of protest of segregation to the Governor of Mississippi.

So in protest of segregation he decided to walk to the Governors mansion from his home town of Chattanooga, Tennessee.

Along the way he was interviewed by a local radio DJ who implored Moore to stop his walk due to the almost certainy that he was to be murdered by supremacists along his journey.  He refused.  He wanted to make an impact,  God bless his soul.


He was murdered execution style a mile or so down the road after being warned of his more than likely death.

William Lewis Moore was a patriot.  He was a borderline schizoprenic. He was a hero.  He should be recognized and missed.

I know he is a small drop of water in a large pool of great people who acted against oppression but until now,  have you heard of him?

If you have im sure you understand where I am coming from.

If you have not and are an American, you just read the story of an American patriot.

Happy 4th of July.


Monday, June 17, 2013

The 2nd time a gun was held to my head...

Sometimes I worry about how open I am. Yet I still write shit down for all to see, my thoughts, my hopes, my experiences..

I know for certain I have lived more before the age of 25 than most people have their entire lifetime.  That was then, now I adhere to a semi-workaholic existence.

I keep a steady paycheck and an interesting personal/love life. That is my routine and I enjoy it.

I used to live life a lot more exciting, and a whole lot differently.

"Oh fuck you Andre!, stop trying to showcase!"  I understand if that might be something you are thinking to yourself.  

I promise you that is not my intent.

I don't know, maybe I am peacocking, but the following is one of those life events that prove the aforementioned few sentences.  

Here goes.

During high school I had a very good friend by the name of Darius.  We eventually became roommates for a year while I was at San Jose State and we were both working at Earthlink.  I was the one who got him the job, since he needed a desk job due to an injury he occurred in my presence.

A bullet through both of his legs.

Darius growing up lived next door neighbor to a guy name Bob.  A longtime childhood friend of Darius, Bob lost his parents at a young age in a car accident, I believe, and lived with his grandma.  Bob had no fear.  I remember racing him on Highway 101 in my car during mid-day traffic. I rarely won.   Bob didnt give a fuck.  He would go on the side of the freeway, where it was just gravel, and kick up so crazy dust and smoke.  Then when he saw an opening he would swerve back onto the highway.

Bob was a savage.

When Bob graduated high school he used the insurance money from his parents death and bought a condo.  Darius and him moved in together.

The thing is, Bob had a baby momma who he basically disavowed because his Grandmother couldn't stand her, and for good reason.  She was an evil cunt.

So B-oh-beeezes (aka BOB) and Darius' condo became the chill spot.  We would bring back bitches,  watch games, smoke, and all around hang out there.. it was off the chain for a hot minute.

Then Bob started selling crack.  He didn't need the money,  he just had that niggerish Nino Brown mentality and wanted to hustle.

As most things in the dope game went,  he finally got caught up.  He went to jail.

Now with Bob in jail his baby mom wanted that condo.  She knew he was going to be gone for awhile and wanted the spot from Darius.  Bob's grandma told Darius and her that it was Darius's decision. Darius said no.

She didn't take that lightly, not at all.

So one evening my cousin Terrance and I went to the condo to hang out with Darius before we were slated to go to a movie with a high school friend of ours Michelle V.

We called her and she said she was almost there.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door.  We opened it to see two young black males.  They asked if Bob was there.  Darius promptly told them that he was currently locked up.  They then asked to use the phone, a question Darius seemed unsure of.  During that uncertainty  two guns came out and they forced their way into the condo.

We were instructed to get on the floor and then we were beaten a few times with gun handles to our heads.  Strangely enough I was not frightened.  I have had a gun pulled on me and have been shot at a few times prior to this happening.  I was more annoyed than anything.  I even said, "This shit, again?!"

While we were on the floor Terrance was instructed to give them his watch.  Which his smart ass replied with, "Come on man, its a fucking Swatch!"

I was told to give them my keys, to which I lied saying, "I didn't drive!"  

Keys were in my pocket the entire time.

Then a shot rang out. A name was whispered in Darius's ear.  They broke all the light bulbs in the lamps of the house.  (even the police were baffled by that one)

They ran off.

Darius said he was hurt. 

I went to him and saw blood gushing from his leg.  Now while I wanted to help apply pressure to the wound I didn't want to ruin the shirt I was wearing.  I had seen The Roots a few nights prior and was still wearing the concert shirt.  I removed that shirt, then my wife beater and used that to press down hard on his bullet wound.

The police were called and eventually an officer showed up and very warily inspected the condo with his gun drawn.

The ambulance showed and the EMT's commended me on my applying pressure to his wound.

Then Michelle V. showed up and freaked out.

We were questioned by the detectives due to their assumption it was a drug deal gone bad.  We didn't lie.  We told them the truth.  Everything matched up.

We called Darius's parents and met with them at the hospital prior to his surgery.  It was going to take a few hours until we got any word on his condition.  I went to my sisters house.  I was stressed out.

Terrance took the time to fuck Michelle V. after knowing her for about 30 minutes.

Moral of the story is;

Oh what the fuck do I know.. my friend got shot, an undershirt was ruined, a condo was lost,  and my family got some pussy during a moment of crisis.

Isn't life a trip?